Gayville Will Never Be The Same

Underwear designer Andrew Christian. has the perfect solution for all the flat bottom boys: “flashback technology,” which works tirelessly to give your backseat a boost:

This underwear is essential gear for every guy. It features an invisible lifting support built into the seams of the underwear. The construction of the underwear automatically lifts the buttocks making it look firm and round without the need for any embarrassing padding, uncomfortable cups or straps hidden inside. Most people can add up to 1/2 to 1 inches onto their current buttocks measurements helping them achieve a rounder fuller look with this amazing new feature.

Question: do these futuristic undies and similar slights count as false advertising?

Also, doesn’t that “after” ass look a little cartoonish?