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PHOTOS: Nude-Selfie-Taking Rugby Hunk Could Find Himself “Working In A Gay Bar”

Photos of Aussie rugby hunk “Gorgeous” George Burgess have gone viral, reminding us all why you never send photos of your dick to anyone…at least not with your face showing. It’s Online Hooking-Up 101.

The 6’5″, 21-year-old only just got in trouble for hurling a street sign into the rear window of a car; he was banned from two games and charged a $10,000 fine. Though he won’t be sanctioned by his club for this particular boner-headed move, radio host Chris Smith warned that Gorgeous George better shape up or he might end up “working in a gay bah.”

On Sunrise on 7 last week, Smith said:

“Okay, he might like his hulking frame and may his rampaging run continue all the way to grand final day, but this is wrong, this is dumb — this is even dumber. He’s just turned 21 years of age, he’s an identical twin with Tom. I have a feeling Tom could be looking at a more healthy, real career and George may find himself in a gay bar in Kensington if he’s not careful.”

The Sunrise anchors were left a bit puzzled by that last bit — “Oh…all right?” — so Smith clarified, stating, “No, I’m just suggesting that if he doesn’t watch it, they’ll tear up his contract if he keeps this up and he’ll end up working in a gay bar somewhere as his only job.”

Well, Smith, no stranger to lewd conduct and losing jobs, may have a point there. But what’s more interesting is that little tidbit about George’s twin brother Tom, who plays on the same team. In fact, there are four Burgess brothers, all rugby players, all excessively hot.

They’d be doing the world a favor if the four of them just ended up working at a gay bar — the Burgess Brothers All Nude Male Review, anyone? Check out Gorgeous George’s nude selfies (NSFW versions here) as well as miscellaneous pics of him and his brothers below. Happy Friday, kids.

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Brotherly love: Luke, Sam, Tom and George Burgess.

h/t: The Gaily Grind

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50 Comments

  • BritAus

    Sam TOTALLY does it for me.

  • BritAus

    and there are no gay bars in Kensington ….. but there WAS a sauna (bath house)
    Maybe Chris Smith got this confused.
    Shame it closed down a couple of years ago.

  • Jake357

    This boy has nothing to be ashamed of. If there is “scandal”, it comes from the hypocritically puritanical world we live in.

  • Harley

    Just discovered cum is hard to get off my iPad screen. Lol.

  • Nikkidane

    Wow! He is gorgeous! I think he has nothing to be ashamed of and if I was him I’d be showing off my body too.

  • avesraggiana

    I didn’t know it was possible for one set of parents to make four equally beautiful children.

    There’s hope. My ex was one of four boys in a family, two of whom were gay. There’s hope…

  • 2eo

    @BritAus: I don’t mean to brag but I played Rugby against Sam Burgess many years ago when my team played Dewsbury. The guy was head and shoulders above anyone, and ran straight over me twice, despite me being older and at the time physically bigger.

    Hence why I’m a computer guy with a broken shoulder and he and his brothers have matured into world class athletes. It was known at the time he was the best prospect in the school ranks.

  • avesraggiana

    Luke, Luke, Luke! Marry me!!!

  • Texasteacher

    I don’t really see the scandal. He has great proportion. Notice how his quads are as well defined as his upper body. If he wants to take pictures of himself nude or having fun, who does it hurt? Give the guy some room to breathe!

  • avesraggiana

    @Texasteacher:
    Tell me about it. American boys, particularly straight ones could take a page out of Aussie boy workout book. The cover of July’s Men’s Health magazine featuring Joe Manganiello. Gorgeous face, gorgeous upper body, chopstick legs. I see this a lot in gyms all over the US; all chest, no legs, all arms, no back. I’ve even had several straight colleagues and friends tell me that “legs don’t matter”.

    I grew up around a lot Aussie, Kiwi and British boys and I recall many of us who were even in the slightest athletically inclined, having pretty well developed legs. I think it came from the fact that we walked, ran or biked to school routinely. No buses, no parents dropping us off in cars, and a mandatory, can’t-get-out-of-it PE period every school day. That’s a lot of running and walking which alone can build up beautifully developed legs.

    Meanwhile, back at my 24 Fitness gym, Mr. Uber-Macho Stick Legs has just walked by, chest puffed out, guns pumped.

  • dvlaries

    Just googled them and saved them. :)
    *
    Hey, if you’re gonna do that kind of thing, do it while you’re young and onlookers are gonna be impressed. However generous Mother Nature is to us in these areas, Father Time eventually shows up, jealously wanting those gifts back. Even for Burgess, a day will come he doesn’t anybody taking his picture.

  • balehead

    Don’t listen to the sad trolls on here..There is nothing this STUD should be ashamed of!!…

  • balehead

    HE HAS A TWIN???? HAWT!!

  • seektruth

    He should just run with the rest of the rugby player flock and pose for the Deux du Stade calendar. Lots of perfect men showing of their schlongs and asses. Maybe the “scandal” won’t be so hard on him if he does, someone tweet that to him.. Good for him though, it’s difficult being 6’5 and being that well proportioned… Even down there.

  • Homophile

    @Jake357:

    Agree with you completely.

  • B Damion

    Jesus! they are hot. Hot..hot..hot. I wish I had one of these for my birthday. Best birthday present everrrr…

  • Polaro

    In the interest of human kind, he should not be allowed to wear clothing…every. Woof. (Saw the uncensored version…my god, he’s perfect.)

  • dannyboi2

    He’s Hot! and thank whomever for posting. Now move on..

  • MK Ultra

    O M G
    I’d love to play his didgeridoo ;)

  • Jackhoffsky

    I am NOT into twins or brothers.

    HOWEVER… I think I just found an exception to the rule. LOL.

  • NateB79

    @balehead: Jesus. You really are a complete idiot that doesn’t bother to read the comments before you post the same thing on every single article, or you’re the troll.

  • d4divine

    @avesraggiana: I agree, it is all about symmetry…and the fact that legs, for a male, take more work to develop than upper body…the chest shows the flash, but the legs show the real work. I don’t know how having matchstick legs doesn’t bother them when the look in the mirror…it’s so obviously wrong. All that being said…George and his brother are quite gifted men…I will take one of each…Monday…Tuesday etc

  • Jerry12

    As usual, “Much do About Nothing”. I am really(after 86 years)getting fed up with the continuing “Shock and Shame” every time a nude picture shows up somewhere on the Internet. If “GOD” did not want us to display ourselves to each other as we are; i.e. NAKED, “God” would not have removed hair from our bodies when we were evolving from Hair covered Apes to Hairless “Humans”. Now, if I were a fat slob who did not care about how he looks and does not eat properly, I guess I would want to cover up the mess with clothing, too.

  • stvmaddox

    Dang it! I just made a hookup with him online for this afternoon – guess I was fooled! One good thing about all this is his willy will be getting bigger on the internet as time goes by – stay tuned.

  • DarthKitsune

    wow, all four of them make me go from six to twelve in a second!

  • trebornos

    The Burgess brothers were all born in England.

  • balehead

    Nateless….My comments help make the real trolls of this site think twice about posting their sadness and constant unhappiness…no wonder equal rights are taking so long in “Murica”…. loser…..

  • Red Meat

    He has a bunch of new fans… he will learn, in time, that this was a good thing….

  • Peter

    And this is newsworthy why? A good looking guy who happens to play sport took some naked pics. Now he is in trouble? Now it’s in the news? What a load of shit, get over it people.
    This country is becoming so conservative, it sickens me. People should focus on real problems.

  • mito718

    This is really news ? Do they do not look at their own bodies .. Is very disturbing the comment by the news caster that his career in Rugby might be over and why make a gay reference .. We are all humans and People that make comment like this do not like themselves in a front of a mirror .. I think is very silly .. and Puritan thinking.. So what he has nothing to be ashamed off and no one has the right to Judge him .. And I am sure he meant for this Picture to be private .. but its no big deal It just shows the Ignorance and lack of education of the people that are shock like its something they never seen before ? I agree with Peter Comment #30

  • Jared MacBride

    @Peter: This is an average looking guy?? Not in NYC where I live. You can take a break from your “focus on real problems.” It won’t kill you.

  • sfsilver

    The real story here should be the homophobia and prudery inherent in the radio announcers assumptions that a nude photo would end his rugby career and that his only career option would be working in a Gay bar. I’m also imaging that in a few years we might all get past the shock and horror of seeing someone’s selfie nudes since just about everyone with phone has one out there. There is simply no real scandal in nudity and we all have to get over it.

  • mramseymd

    I agree with sfsilver. Nude photo/video leaks are literally today’s “15 minutes of fame”. It’s sort of like seeing a rainbow- everybody looks, most enjoy looking, and then you just sort of forget about it. There will be another one soon, and many more in the future. The “gay bar” comment wasn’t just homophobic, it was athlete-phobic, and society-phobic, and stripper/prostitute-phobic. Does he think this guy has no brain because he’s an athlete, so his only other choice is to dance in a “gay bah”? Does he think nobody will hire someone who’s ever taken a nude self-photo, or had a lapse of judgment in their early 20’s? Does he think dancers and strippers and sex-workers are the lowest rung of society? News-flash Mr. Newsman- a lot of those “entertainers” make a lot more money than you do.

  • Jerry12

    Who the H&&l cares. Does he have something that no one else has? Do the photos show any disgusting or questionable activity? Do they show any activity that is immoral or disgusting? Do they show anything that that has not been seen before elsewhere on the Internet? Get over it! If “GOD” did not want us to be seen naked by others, IT would have had us covered with hair like the rest of the anthropoid ape species.

  • Sfmanlvr

    I dont know what the fuss is all about ! He is 21 and drop dead gorgeous with a big dick! I don’t hear a problem. If it bothers anyone, dont look ! Change the channel. When a man is lucky enough to be blessed to have a perfect body, he’s gonna want to show it off. Big time ! And if he is straight but into his masculinity and proud of it and enjoys the affirmation of gay men, it doesn’t make him gay. It makes him in touch with his physical perfection and in a good place to be admired by all takers. I’ve met many totally straight men who like sex or showing off with gay men because we are in awe of them and TELL them ! Who wouldn’t be into that?? We’re are way more phallocentric than women. The dynamic is different, and we see what we like we’re are sure to obsess. Being on the receiving end of that is very affirming for some men. I say, if you got it FLAUNT it, but let me know the street corner you are on !! peace…

  • pscheck2

    As I mentioned several times before, what is it about Australian men that makes so many of them Hunks!? Notice, many of the top movie actors are Aussies, and add to that these sport hunks! Is it the water? (ha).

  • trebornos

    Once again: these brothers are ENGLISH from Wakefield. How many more times?

  • blech

    I hate Australians…but I LOVE this brave young man!

    CELEBRATE YOUR AMAZING BODY! WOW!

    THANK YOU!

  • trebornos

    This is not an Australian but an English man. Can you not understand!

  • JayHobeSound

    Worth the long-azz flight to Australia!

  • Eddy

    a gay bah in Kensington?
    Mr. Homophobe probably has had more balls off his chin then
    the legendary catcher Pete Rose

  • manonyme

    @seektruth: i thought immediately of the dieu du stade series. i can’t really see a difference in a selfie and some of the AWESOME stuff dds does. this is weird cuz in rugby there’s already a gay player and those guys are always playin grab-ass so why not just MOVE ON!

  • manonyme

    @seektruth: i thought immediately of the dieu du stade series. i can’t really see a difference in a selfie and some of the AWESOME stuff dds does. this is weird cuz in rugby there’s already a gay player and those guys are always playin grab-ass so why not just MOVE ON!
    i guess the burgess’ are the aussie version of the gronkowski boys. Only there are three of them, and they aren’t as H O T as the burgess’…but at least w/ron g. he said he wanted to take tim tebow’s virginity . . uhhh, get in line, sir.

  • tada-no

    Looks like his pecker has phimosis. A call to a local rabbi and snip snip will fix the problem.

  • Nikkidane

    Gawd, he’s gorgeous. If the Aussies don’t want him, we in America do. He could easily have a huge career here.

  • pscheck2

    I would like to add another comment: why would this sport’s broadcaster make the comment about poor George winding up as a bouncer in a gay bar? He could have left it without adding ‘gay’ to the type of bar he would wind up at. Do you think this was a Freudian slip or is he inferring something?

  • corey

    Damn old links tempting us to them ;) didn’t bother reading the story but “Where the gang bang” ?

  • frickeepoo

    In the pic above w/ all four brothers, I think they got the twins names transposed. It says “Luke, Sam, Tom and George Burgess” but if George is the one w/ the crooked nose, then it should read Luke, Sam, George, and Tom Burgess.”

  • BIGJOE

    I love the Burgess brothers. I have a huge boner because of them. I wonder if they wrestle? I’d love to take them on. About the nude photos-(like Joan Rivers says all the time “GROW UP”) I’d love to see them. Probably great jo matterial. I find nothing wrong with the male nude physique. I’d rather see a guy go nude rather than a guy going into terrorism and crime. I’d love to contact these fellas. Does anybody have any idea how to contact them?

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