Partially good and bad news for gay men fantasizing about being intimate with George Clooney in the future: He can deal with the crow’s feet on your face, but one thing he absolutely cannot deal with are the crow’s feet on your testicles.
In a recent interview with Italy’s Max Magazine, Clooney cracked “I’ve never fixed my eyes, but I spent more money to stretch the skin of my testicles. I did not like the wrinkles.”
The technique, he says, is called “ball ironing,” and “many people in Hollywood have done it.” We demand photos before we believe it.
In other news, a large number of media outlets are now “reporting” that George Clooney, in 10 hours flat, has inspired a ball ironing “craze” across the globe. Just like that time David Beckham inspired men around the globe to elongate their penises.
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tazz602
Good one George – I know you are having a big laugh right now at all the sheep that are now doing that.
hyhybt
Amazing the things people will believe.
im2bused
Got pictures? (before and after?)
Spike
Clooney is a notorious and very intelligent prankster.
No surprise that Queerty would fell for it.
Clooney and his tight ball sack are getting a good laugh over this.
Niall
Shows how shallow I think Hollywood is that I actually considered this might be true.
fredo777
Apparently, it’s a real procedure.
MrEguy
Spike (No.4) is spot on.
Tackle
So I bet he really does have wrinkled balls and grey pubic hairs and humor is his way of dealing with it.
Eiswirth
Clooney is known for his sense of humor, and this is an example.