George Michael Has 8 Weeks In Prison To Think About His Next High

Georgios Panayiotou, Britain’s professional tabloid newspaper headline better known as George Michael, was sentenced to eight weeks in prison for driving his Range Rover into a photo shop store front during July’s Pride festivities in London. It’s likely he’ll serve around four weeks. The Telegraph has already come to his defense, insisting a driving ban, not jail time, is a better punishment.