Yvonne Buschbaum Announces Sex Change

German Athlete Quits Track, Vagina

Former German Olympian Yvonne Buschbaum’s making some big changes this new year:

Buschbaum announced this week that she is retiring from track and field and that she will become a man.

“I feel as if I am a man and have to live my life in the body of a woman,” Buschbaum said in a statement… [She continued] “I am aware of the fact that transsexuality is a fringe issue, and I do not want to be responsible for it remaining on the fringe.”

Congratulations, Buschbaum! May you and your soon-to-be transformed bush have a good run!