Be honest. How many dozens of times have you seen a hot guy working out at the gym and longed to see him in his birthday suit?
Well, your dreams are officially coming true. Because the world’s first naked gym has finally arrived.
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In a new video, South African YouTubers Byron Langley and Thomas Willows take viewers on a tour of “Naked Gym,” which includes a workout studio, a rock climbing wall and a strict clothing-non-optional policy.
How about we take this to the next level?
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“I joined this gym because I love the idea of being naked,” one gym goer says. “Adam and Eve were naked–I don’t see what’s wrong? I’m very comfortable with it.”
Grab your gym bag and check out the (obviously fake!) video below…
ingyaom
mistake
Bumper
MRSA and Staph are already a huge problem in gyms. Sounds like a petri dish nightmare. Sounds more like a bath crack house. No, it sounds like a freaking nightare. Hopefully they have a seating towel policy that says this side up. Gross.
Hussain-TheCanadian
Yeah a “naked gym” is not for me, I wouldn’t be able to work out at all. I don’t think I’ll be able to stay flaccid, so not for me.
On the other hand I might just lock the washroom door on myself and Byron, I’m not letting him escape.
ErikO
No thanks.
Austin77
I understand attitudes have changed over the years, but I have to confess to giggling at the “shock” of a “naked gym”.
“Gymnos” in Ancient Greek meant “naked”. A gymnasium was explicitly a place to *be* naked. All early sports, including the first Olympics, were nude.
TheBigOne
And of course, no fats, fems, bears, daddies, etc. allowed.
Captain Obvious
Because everyone in the gym is ripped and ready for amateur porn right? Barring that small fact there’s also the other fact that a bare ass sitting on something is bound to leave fecal matter… there’s a reason we wear clothes. Gross.
That gym is going to stink beyond repair in a week.
SportGuy
This is only a good idea if there are no fat people, because no one wants to see that kind of stuff while they are trying to workout.
Violent Rainbow
I can think of sooo many things wrong with this
OzJosh
If they’re all so “open” and confident about being naked, why the black boxes?!
acrobaticninja
Pink eye will spread like wildfire.
Ron62
Uhh,once again, this is comedy (i.e. not real).
barkomatic
If this were real there’d be some pretty nasty looking guys who’d show up to catch a glimpse of the few hotties. Plus, the sanitation would be a nightmare. I can imagine some guys doing a number 2 then coming back out and sitting on a bench.
ybgirp
For great gay fiction about real life in which exciting things happen and guys often get naked, try the free ebooks by Rigby Taylor. In his latest there’s a gym where the trainers are naked, but not the clients because of the problems mentioned above…you can’t trust the hygiene of everyone and there’s a good reason for wearing underpants. Like Captain Obvious, I don’t think I’d like to go there.
o.codone
So nobody here has ever picked up a stranger in a bar, a park, online or had a quickie date with Giancarlo and didn’t stick your tongue up the guys ass hole? Of course you have, so what’s all the eww and oh’s about? I’d love to see some of that fine fat ass in my gym naked, and those bones getting a little chubby just because. Except maybe Hussain the Kanada because any kanada guy I’ve ever met you couldn’t tell the difference between when they were hard and when they were not. It must be the inbreeding with the Inuit. Or maybe it’s the mus lim-shortie thing. IDK.
lelandjr
One of these operated in San Francisco 30 yrs ago. It’s not new.
Hussain-TheCanadian
@o.codone: Well lover…..you must of had a lot of Canadian Dick to be forming this kind of hypothesis.
I hope you were well paid darling.
Nahald
I doubt that this is the first naked gym. Guys have been working out nude since the days of the ancient greeks and right up to today. This MAY BE the first one to get any publicity.
Stilinski26
narcissistic
Sluggo2007
I don’t think it will make it. Too many guys are sensitive about their size. By the way, it’s a fact that only 3% of the world’s men are longer than 6 inches (they must be the ones in all the porn videos). The average penis is only 4 to 5 inches long (or short, if you see it that way).
Chevelter
All but one of these comments obviously DID NOT WATCH the video. The video is satire. It is funny. It is not real.
batesmotel
Sounds exciting, but also ridiculous and unsafe for a variety of reasons. Never mind not safe since you won’t be able to control your erections, but the male anatomy needs protection while working out. It’s unsafe on your ‘member’ when you’re not wearing the proper undergarments. Unless this is the kind of naked gym where you do light stretches. No respectable man who is truly into physical fitness health would do this.
Bob LaBlah
I just hope the have very selective membership criteria. I don’t think I would want to watch just any ol’ body doing squats in the nude or bending over doing deadlifts, bent over cable pulls etc.. I’m not really into twinks but this is one gym setting that is ONLY for them in my opinion.
Bubbleandsqueal
WHOITE PRIVILIGE, SATH EFRICAN-STOILE.
mz.sam
What a total crock of wishful thinking fantasy. In reality, given the vast majority of gym members are men, there exist bodies of all sizes and shapes including those firmly well-hung types to the many pecker-hiding beer-bellied, flabby ass gym members. And the latter types can be found sweating at popular nationwide gyms in abundance. So just because one particular gym is all-clothing optional sensation, why wouldn’t the same diverse body type group of members exist there? Get real.
single4life
lol, really. i have better things to do with my time. it’s like the guy at the beach in the speedo….that’s not the guy that should be wearing it. i’m sure the gym will attract more of that crowd…and a few ripped guys that need an ego boost.