Finally, the restaurant we’ve been waiting for.
Tallywackers is a new dining establishment coming to Dallas. Per a help wanted ad posted to Craigslist, it appears to be a bar and restaurant specializing in hot dogs and other phallic-shaped foods served up by a staff of half-naked hunks.
In other words: It’s the male equivalent to Hooters. And we’re sure it’s going to be a huge hit in the Oak Lawn geighborhood. How could it not?
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The restaurant, which is billing itself as the “newest and most exciting place to be,” is currently hiring bartenders, servers, cooks, bus boys and hosts, and is expected to open some time next month.
Let’s just hope servers in super skimpy briefs don’t violate any health department regulations.
Related: WATCH: The Naked Chef Is Back To Work His Meat
Scroll down for photos from the restaurant’s hiring event held last weekend…
h/t: Dallas Eater
Ray Ivey
May I be in charge of hiring, please.
David Lara
Jessica Vadasz one of our stops when we take our road trip!
Clark35
No thanks.
Glücklich
Yeah, but it’s Dallas. Take Austin out of the picture and I’d choose Houston all day over Dallas….Westheimer-Galleria, the grittier places downtown à la NOTSUOH, Houston Chinatown. Rice Village is kinda cool, too.
BGinBigD
Isn’t this place called The Tin Room???
Saint Law
There are a few bars like this in London. In addition to working unsociable hours for minimum wage the very young bar-men are expected to doff their tops to be perved at by drunken punters.
Srsly if this is a pull for you then you might want to get yourself an actual sex life.
dhmonarch89
wow- they erased my harassment message- I wish they’d spend as much time actually unsubcribing me from their newsletter list!!!!!!!!!
Billy Budd
I don’t see anything wrong in a restaurant with a different dress code. If the boys are beautiful, they should be shown and appreciated.
jwtraveler
OK
Texan78730
Seat me in the no-twink section please.
SportGuy
@Texan78730:
Good luck finding that. 100% sure it will be just skinny twinks (vast mojority white) who look like teens. Anyone stupid enough to waste money there needs help.
oldbrit
Finally a reason to be thankful I live in Dallas!