Said Rule Book From Alternate Dimension

Girls Get Reunion Rule Book

Via The Sun:

Spice Girls’ reunion mastermind Simon Fuller has laid down the law ahead of the group’s comeback.

Fuller has given the girls a list of rules to follow — including strict instructions not to get pregnant.

As if Posh’s barren, hungry womb could foster human life. Bacteria and the occasional virus, sure, but a baby? Simon Fuller’s crazier than a shit house rat.

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  • Dawster

    Didn’t Simon Fuller fuck Baby Spice?? I thought I heard that somewhere… I can’t remember……

  • Stenar

    You know Posh has three children via Becks, right?

    I love me some Ginger Spice and Sporty Spice, but Bitchy Spice should just stay home.

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