Said Rule Book From Alternate Dimension

Girls Get Reunion Rule Book

Via The Sun:

Spice Girls’ reunion mastermind Simon Fuller has laid down the law ahead of the group’s comeback.

Fuller has given the girls a list of rules to follow – including strict instructions not to get pregnant.

As if Posh’s barren, hungry womb could foster human life. Bacteria and the occasional virus, sure, but a baby? Simon Fuller’s crazier than a shit house rat.