GLAAD. v Paris Hilton

Those stupid Snickers ads ain’t the only videos causing a stir. Those darling media watchdogs over at GLAAD are focusing some faggot-defending energy on Paris Hilton: the dog the media loves to watch.

In her most recent embarrassing video, Ms. Hilton practices some pejorative vocabulary with a little faggot-flinging and nigger-calling. Ah, yes, great American past times, but hardly the talk GLAAD wants to hear from one of our most treasured national heroes.

Demanding an apology, GLAAD president Neil Giuliano rails:

When Paris Hilton utters these words into a camera, it creates a permanent record that… she must bear responsibility for.

These are not frivolous words, and to use them as if they are gives tacit sanction to the racism and homophobia they engender. Hilton has an obligation to go on the record, explain herself, and publicly apologize to the LGBT and African American communities and all those offended by these slurs.

Giuliano must be on drugs. The idea of Paris Hilton taking responsibility for her actions rivals the absurdity of that whole Washington State marriage proposal.

Also, we can’t help but wonder how many people are actually offended by Hilton’s outburst. It’s not as if we expect anymore from her or anything.

Related: “Breaking: Paris Hilton’s a Twat!”