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Glenn Beck Thinks Hillary Clinton Will Be Having Lesbian Sex In The Oval Office

Glenn Beck has had some outbreaks of sanity on occasion, most notably when it comes to marriage equality. Fortunately, for all of Beck’s fans, he has managed to overcome this right-wing disability by proclaiming that Hillary Clinton is such an opportunist that she “will be having sex with a woman on the White House desk if it becomes popular.”

Beck’s accusation (or perhaps fantasy) came during a conversation on his radio program about politicians who changed their position on marriage equality. Beck’s point, which is well taken, was, if marriage is really a civil rights issues, politicians should have been standing up for it when it was unpopular. Of course, he managed to undo that reasonable thought by proclaiming that Clinton would announce she was a lesbian if she thought it would help her 2016 presidential prospects.

Watch for yourself:

H/t: RightWingWatch

 

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10 Comments

  • BJ McFrisky

    If Bill won’t touch it (and I hear he’ll fuck a donut with a hole in it), then I doubt that any self-respecting lesbian would venture anywhere near the hills and valleys of Hillary’s ancient and pliable anatomy.

  • 1EqualityUSA

    BJ, go put anti-fungal on it. (but, don’t hit your brain, it will dissipate.)

  • jckfmsincty

    Glenda is preoccupied with`gay sex.

  • Mezaien

    @jckfmsincty: Hahahaah you funny, I will penetrate him in the oval office. I know he will come for more.

  • Blackceo

    Won’t she? IJS… Hillary 2016!!!

  • Verlaine

    What difference does it make! Here’s hoping that Hillarhoid has finished her politcal career. We’ve had quite enough Clintons and Bushs, thank you.

  • macmantoo

    And if she does, what’s the big fucking deal-she would be President. And she is going to be the next President.

  • DK

    The best part about Hillary winning will be having an experienced, strong leader in the White House to keep the country progressing on the fronts of freedom, equality, security, and opportunity.

    The second-best part will be watching Tathuglicans’ heads explode when their Benghazi Lewinsky scandalamongering witch hunt makes Hillary more popular than ever, just like always.

    Stupid people repeat the same errors. Republicans are stupid.

  • Kangol

    Whatever Hillary does, Glennderthal won’t be getting any of it, so he’s just envious. Isn’t there a canyon he can just go throw himself in, holding Rush Limbaugh’s and Sean Hannity’s ankles, and spare the rest of us?

  • Volvoguy

    mr beck, I really despise everything about you and
    your mouth and everything about you drive be f-ing crazy .
    your rhetoric that you spew and the anti gay bullshit, is just that total
    bullshit.
    why don’t you talk Americas problems that your audience could with their
    their right winged brain could handle.
    leave gay people !!!

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