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Glenn Beck’s Literary Penises

Glenn Beck, the children’s author is letting the crowd select the cover for his new book The Overton Window, which comes out in June. The options all have to do with male anatomy.

Above: A single, circumcised penis points to the “C” in Beck’s surname, the metaphorical womb.

Lady Liberty stands tall amongst a row of wang.

We can only assume this is how Beck perceives himself, when he undresses at night before bed, stands before a full-length mirror, and recites the Pledge of Allegiance.

Apparently three dicks is not a crowd.

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6 Comments

  • Mike L.

    I think the Mr liberty statue looks cool, but I’d rather a sword that a bow with no arrows in sight.

    Beck is such a looney, I wonder how long before he straps himself to a bomb and heads to DC.

  • Sam

    He can’t seem to decide whether to have three Washington Monuments in his dystopian future or just one. And in the first picture, is Washington flooded? And if so, can I safely assume that this flooding has absolutely nothing to do with global warming?

  • Mike L.

    @Mike L.: OK I see the arrows, not so obvious.

  • Wade MacMorrighan

    Glenn fancies himself as the god, Apollo?

  • Hyhybt

    @Sam: Much of Washington *is* below the natural water line.

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