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Glenn Beck’s Literary Penises

Glenn Beck, the children’s author is letting the crowd select the cover for his new book The Overton Window, which comes out in June. The options all have to do with male anatomy.

Above: A single, circumcised penis points to the “C” in Beck’s surname, the metaphorical womb.

Lady Liberty stands tall amongst a row of wang.

We can only assume this is how Beck perceives himself, when he undresses at night before bed, stands before a full-length mirror, and recites the Pledge of Allegiance.

Apparently three dicks is not a crowd.