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Glenn Beck’s Literary Penises

Glenn Beck, the children’s author is letting the crowd select the cover for his new book The Overton Window, which comes out in June. The options all have to do with male anatomy.

Above: A single, circumcised penis points to the “C” in Beck’s surname, the metaphorical womb.

Lady Liberty stands tall amongst a row of wang.

We can only assume this is how Beck perceives himself, when he undresses at night before bed, stands before a full-length mirror, and recites the Pledge of Allegiance.

Apparently three dicks is not a crowd.

On:           Apr 14, 2010
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    • Mike L.

      I think the Mr liberty statue looks cool, but I’d rather a sword that a bow with no arrows in sight.

      Beck is such a looney, I wonder how long before he straps himself to a bomb and heads to DC.

      Apr 14, 2010 at 10:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sam

      He can’t seem to decide whether to have three Washington Monuments in his dystopian future or just one. And in the first picture, is Washington flooded? And if so, can I safely assume that this flooding has absolutely nothing to do with global warming?

      Apr 14, 2010 at 10:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L.

      @Mike L.: OK I see the arrows, not so obvious.

      Apr 14, 2010 at 11:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wade MacMorrighan

      Glenn fancies himself as the god, Apollo?

      Apr 14, 2010 at 11:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_cambridge

      I choose another option, with Glenn Beck’s fat ass impaled on the Washington monument.


      Apr 14, 2010 at 1:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hyhybt

      @Sam: Much of Washington *is* below the natural water line.

      Apr 14, 2010 at 11:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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