Good Morning America Seeks Gay Guppies

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Good Morning America‘s currently planning a piece on potentially gay kids. The ABC morning show posted this call:

Do you have a child under the age of 10 who you think might be gay or “gender-variant”?

If you and your child are willing to be profiled on camera for a segment to air on Good Morning America, we want to hear from you.

How terrible would that be for an unaware queer: your parents, Diane Sawyer and the rest of the nation all pondering your latent sexuality? Awkward!

We’d like to point out that we’re using the same picture as ABC. It’s too good to pass up – and, also, vaguely offensive. Why are tutus always pink!? They come in purple, too.