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#Goldenshower memes and jokes flood the Internet thanks to #PEEOTUS-elect Donald Trump

Jesus H. Christ. Just when we thought things couldn’t possibly sink any lower with Donald Trump, they did.

Last night, #goldenshowers was the #1 trending hashtag on social media thanks to a bombshell report that alleged Trump once hired two Russian prostitutes to perform golden showers on one another while he watched and that the whole thing was caught on hidden camera.

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The 35-page report, while still unverified, has apparently been floating around Washington, D.C. for a while now and was purportedly written by a former British intelligence agent with ties to Russia. It alleges that Trump’s “unorthodox behavior in Russia” has provided authorities there with “enough embarrassing material … to be able to blackmail him if they so wished.” Including the whole golden shower thing.

Of course, Trump, being Trump, responded to the allegations via Twitter last night:

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But that still hasn’t stopped the memes from flooding social media.

Scroll down for the first batch of Donald Trump #goldenshower memes. We’re sure this is only just the beginning…

????? #winning #Trump #goldenshowers #MakeShowersGoldenAgain ?? #Petus #PEEtus

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He loved it. ? #watersportsgate #goldenshowers

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??? #goldenshowers #fucktrump #kellyanneconway

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DONT PEE ON ME #dontpeeonme #notmypresident #fucktrump #goldenshowers #pleasestopthismadness #trumpdump

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#RussiasBitch #GoldenShowers #notmypresident #whinylittlebitch #orangehitler

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#Trump #goldenshowers

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This wins all the things ever!!!! #goldenshowers

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Get 'em while they're warm. . . #trump #goldenshowers #goldenshowergate #makeamericagoldenagain #PEEOTUS #inauguration

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y'all i think i'm going to be sick…? #goldenshowers #donaldtrump #NOTMYPRESIDENT #obama #thankyouobama

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Thought of the day #goldenshowers #goldenshowers?? #trump

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25 Comments

  • 1EqualityUSA

    oh. I miss Obama.

  • Jack Meoff

    The sooner they impeach him the better. Getting so tired of hearing about him already and he’s not even in office yet.

  • Groudon

    Dear old people who don’t understand the structure of the internet, i made an account just to inform you that the entire golden shower story is fanfiction originally posted to 4chan. The cia think this is evidence of leverage that russia has over trump to blackmail him. Its all fake. I don’t love trump personally but this is a particular example of 4chan fooling you all. Just like pepegate, the sad cartoon frog used in cultural microexpressions or “memes”, where users made everyone beleive its a hate symbol akin to the swastika simply by putting it in racially controversial settings. This factor is known as “edge”,”succ”, “zest” etc..
    really they just wanted their cartoon frog back from the normies (you guys, ppl who watch cnn, fox etc.)

  • Herman75

    Will he last 4 years? Then Pence? Ho boy!

  • RIGay

    @Groudon: After 18 months of horrendously offensive fake news attacks against Hillary and 8 years of massively racist fake news attacks against President Obama, I am just sitting back and getting a BIG ASS chuckle out of this one.

    Piss off (proverbially) King Orange – I say let it flow! The fake news that is…

    …but then again, just when we think Trump can’t sink any lower in morality, it would not surprise me in the least if this turned out… true.

  • RIGay

    @Groudon: After 18 months of horrendously offensive fake news attacks against Hillary and 8 years of massively racist fake news attacks against President Obama, I am just sitting back and getting a BIG chuckle out of this one.

    Pi$$ off (proverbially) King Orange – I say let it flow! The fake news that is…

    …but then again, just when we think Trump can’t sink any lower in morality, it would not surprise me in the least if this turned out… true.

  • EgidioTX

    I’m surprised you said at the beginning of the article that you didn’t expect things to sink any lower. Hello?! Donald Putin (Trump) is a bottomless hole! LOL We’ll have 4 years of sinking lower and lower — if he lasts that long!

  • Juanjo

    @Groudon: Dear troll: I do not need to make a fake account in order to post a response saying that unless you can prove your bs it remains bs

  • Stefano

    Americans are the laughing stock of the world ! Donald is the puppet of Putin ! Want a great country you have ! Mouhahahahaha

  • woodroad34

    I love the hashtag “peeotus”

  • OzJosh

    @Groudon: Actually, the 30-page dossier from which these allegations come was prepared by a professional Washington researcher with decades of experience and strong ties to Russian intelligence agencies. He is reported to be “highly credible and reliable”, which is why the dossier has been taken seriously by everyone from McCain to the FBI. And the FBI regarded it credible enough to take it to the President’s office. There is a world of difference between fake news generated by obviously dodgy websites and serious intelligence, and to suggest that all those who have now seen this documents – and they’ve actually been circulating for months – don’t know the difference is just ludicrous.

  • Chris

    @Groudon: Last I heard, 4Chan was a completely home-grown USA-bred group of hackers and other IT folk who, like Peter Pan in Neverland, have refused to grow up. I can’t see the tie to Russia.

  • ErikO

    @Groudon: Of course it’s fake just like the “hacking” of the election.

  • Neonegro

    Aiiight Donald if this is true.

    Prostitutes are there to entertain.

    Sorry losers, he is already president.

  • Neonegro

    @ErikO: The election was not hacked, the DNC was hacked.

  • RadChad

    Buzzfeed ought to get sued out of business. They got baited into accepting and publishing troll posts fabricated by internet jokers out to destroy the medias’ credibility, while admitting they have no way whatsoever to confirm their sources. By doing so they stop being a news source and start being a rumor mill tinged with political and personal harassment.

    Have any of you actually read the document? So obviously fake and over the top it’s frightening someone actually fell for it. And decided to push it to millions and millions of people. They might not have much respect for Trump, but you’d think they ought have more respect for their own reputation. The Russian secret service planted Russian prostitutes, who Trump forced to urinate on life-size dolls of President Obama, then disposing the dolls by THROWING THEM OUT THE BALCONY of Trump tower “with great precision”, upon where Trump “is likely to have said “YOU’RE FIRED”. If you don’t realize that’s completely incredible, you must lack any kind of critical thinking whatsoever.

    And to those of you who say it “it might not be true, but it might as well be”; The fact that you are inclined to believe it doesn’t mean that it’s likely to be true. That’s a circular fallacy that speaks more about your own naivety than actual probability.

  • monroerob69

    Keep drinking that liberal kool-aid, sheesh you people are gullible.

  • Kangol

    @RadChad: Let’s see if Trump sues them. He won’t dare, because there’s fire behind that smoke. Whether or not that golden showers bit is true, the deeper story about the links to Russia are probably ones he can deny but could never definitively quash. But let’s see. The press conference was like watching a ranging Dumpster fire–or Drumpster fire. I loved how pissed he was too, and no one was fooled by the rambling nonsense coming from him or his lawyer!

  • dwes09

    @Neonegro: “Sorry losers, he is already president.”

    Lets take a year or two and see exactly who was the loser Mr. “Negro”. A few of your regressive ilk have already begun to realize they have been duped.
    And why exactly do hetero white regressives like you come here to troll gay men? Is your life that dreary, your mind that weak? Can you be that blind to the fact that you are laughingstock?

  • dwes09

    @monroerob69: “Keep drinking that liberal kool-aid, sheesh you people are gullible.”

    Hey breeder boy, YOU fell for the man certified over and over to have been the biggest liar in the entire pool of candidates. YOU fell for the man who promised to “drain the swamp” but is already deepening the corruption and entanglement of special interests with government, already making it clear he intends to use the office essentially for the financial gain of his peers and himself.
    If you are actually gay (and I doubt that you are unless you are pretty dull intellectually), YOU are the one who voted for a man dedicated to undermining your hard gained equal protection under the law (as his appointments, and list of prospective SCOTUS justices make painfully obvious).

    And you talk about others drinking kool-aid? Ha! Your kool-aid had a roofie in it you brain dead alt-right fool!!

  • RadChad

    @dwes09:

    “if you are actually gay (and I doubt that you are unless you are pretty dull intellectually”
    Gay people exist all over the political spectrum. If it didn’t, it’d mean being homosexual wasn’t biological, but as it can pop up anywhere with no regards to agenda, upbringing or values, it suggests it’s not voluntary.

    And don’t call him breeder boy. Your father was a “breeder” and you should be thankful that he was.

  • Tête Carrée

    @RadChad:
    If you got as upset with “breeder boys” saying faggot (and so much more) as you do with “breeder boy” hurting your papi’s feelings, you might actually be accomplishing something.
    You sure get butthurt over “breeder boy”. I doubt that you are gay, which you appear to suggests means that one is “pretty dull intellectually”. Oh wait, maybe you are.

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