Accused sexual harraser and payer-off of women, GOP Presidential candidate Herman “Godfather’s Pizza” Cain, has just announced his intention to more or less quit his campaign. Despite the great number of Stockphoto women who support him, the anti-gay candidate has just been so distracted helping out so many women in need that it’s distracted him from actually running for president. He said he’s gonna set up a website so his “ideas” stay in the media, but he also said that he’ll endorse some other candidate this coming week. So… good riddance. Now he can devote his life to full-time female ASSistance.
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christopher di spirito
In or out, Herman will keep dipping his cane where it doesn’t belong.
CBRad
Womanizing is okay in my book. Lying about it repeatedly is not.
tjr101
And another douche bites the dust!
lerene
Oh please, like he even had a shot
GOD (gay old dude)
@CBRad: His problem is he’s done nothing really wrong, but he’s been disingenuous about it from the start, and there began his downfall.
Dallas David
Here’s my standard anti-anti-gay rant:
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ADULTERY — Bible-thumping Pharasees rarely miss an opportunity to recite their favorite anti-gay scripture:
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
But where are they now that Immoral Republican Adulterers are running for President? Don’t they realize that Adultery is so abhorrent in the nostrils of Jehovah, that he elevated it to the Top Ten Commandments in His Law — above even homosexuality?
Exodus 20:14 Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Surely they are aware that the punishment for ADULTERY is the very same for homosexuality:
Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth ADULTERY with [another] man’s wife, [even he] that committeth ADULTERY with his neighbour’s wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
Jesus has this to say about such people:
Matthew 7:3-5 And why beholdest thou the MOTE that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the MOTE out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam [is] in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the MOTE out of thy brother’s eye.
Unfortunately, Pharasees didn’t take His advice then, and they still won’t take it today.
QJ201
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. One down, seven to go.
B
Re No 6. “Here’s my standard anti-anti-gay rant: …”
Someone wrote a letter to the editor that appeared in one of our free daily rags, and it was priceless: “Note to Herman Cain and some of these other family values politicians: Homosexuality is not a choice. Monogamy, on the other hand, is a choice.”
scribe31
I don’t think it was dems that sank him but his own party. I think a lot of dems who have loved to see his crazy 9-9-9 ass try and debate against obama, at least i would have. I wish he had won a few races before this came out.
I won't grow up
Is it just me, or does anyone else see a reality show coming ?
B
Re No. 10 “Is it just me, or does anyone else see a reality show coming?” I’d expect a male version of Sarah Palin’s media gig. Not sure if technically that is a reality show, but both individuals’ personal situations seem to qualify as reality shows!
Spike
They all be a bunch of lying bitches! Funny how he blamed Rick Perry, the Dem Machine, the lying bitches, in the mean time it was the conservatives who were speaking up about eyewitness accounts of his behavior around women. What Dem wouldn’t have wanted to see him as the republican candidate, can you imagine white republican base?!!? Their heads would have exploded if their choice in 2012 was between the black guy in the White House and the black guy that owned pizza joints.
CBRad
@Spike: I think that choice would make more Dem heads explode.
scribe31
@CBRad: no spike is right… Not saying that every republican is an homophobic racist, just that most of them chose that party to belong to. Maybe its the the republicans anti-gay stands against people’s right that draw the masses of assholes. lol
lohen
oh god i hate everything about this election >.<
tjr101
@CBRad: Actually, as a Dem myself those two options would make us giddy. But then again, anyone the Repugs put up makes us giddy.
ewe
Twisted sick tart. He doesn’t even know he is a serial sexual deviant. He is completely oblivious and i see no scientific evidence to prove otherwise.
Henry
@ewe: You mean like Charles Rozier is a “serial sexual deviant” because he obsesses over the attentions of teenage boys on the internet, and he gets very mad when he can’t have his fix of teenage boy attention?
slanty
This is a sad day for Republicans everywhere. Now they don’t have the token black candidate they needed to pretend that they supported non-white politicians.
ewe
@Henry: You are one sad obsessive creature fixated on some warped fantasy all stuck up in that clogged head of yours. Which by the way has absolutely nothing to do with me even though you continuously imply i am somone your medicated brain is obviously incaple of unlatching thoughts about.
ewe
@Henry: let me guess. You are Bill Oreilly. Let me just keep saying that to myself over and over again until i believe it even though it’s not true. Sounds like your life plan. Make an appointment to see a psychiatrist for your own well being. I am also going to safely assume i would like anyone you don’t.
CBRad
@tjr101: Then you must get even…giddier ?…when Republicans win.