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GOP Logo Looks Like Shit

The Republicans recently unveiled their new national convention logo.

As you can see, the grand old party decided to take their iconic elephant in a new, decidedly shitty direction.

We’re not sure what they’re going for, but it’s awful. Let’s ignore the childish graphics and threatening tusks and focus on those star eyes. Is the elephant on drugs? Did it just get punched? Can it shoot laser beams?

If it can shoot laser beams, are they red?