Drag collective The House of LeMay sent out a “press release” earlier today distancing themselves from the Eliot Spitzer whore scandal. (Just like Hillary Clinton, minus the dignity of an actual press release!)

The LeMay were worried their past political associations, like this meeting with DNC Chairman Howard Dean, may lead people to assume a Spitzer connection. Thanks for clearing that up.

Meanwhie, we’re convinced that Amber LeMay (right) is actually John Kerry.