Florida Gov. Charlie Christ, who is ABSOLUTELY NOT GAY, has no problem with his state’s Jesus-loving license plates, which are suddenly a giant controversy. Maybe that’s because he was named after his lord and savior? But: Haven’t the Jews taken over Boca Raton and spread to Palm Beach? Where’s the license plate with Moses coming down from Mt. Sinai with the Ten Commandments? And there better be this symbol on the rear of cars soon, because all is fair in love and driving.
Oh, Christ
Gov. Charlie Christ Wears Love for Jesus on His Bumper
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rick
okay this is REALLY unconstitutional. isn’t he married to a jew?
Richard in DC
Soooo…. Jesus License Plate = “If you don’t want one, they don’t have to buy one”
BUT…. Gay Marrage ? “If you don’t want one, you don’t have to get one”
VERY INTERESTING!
Alec
Um, it is Crist, not Christ. Please bring back Japhy, if only for proof reading purposes. Or were you being deliberately misleading?
Pepe Le Peu
He looks so bottomish…
Tom
This guy’s a closeted Moe. Everyone know that!
Hunt
Won’t Jesus be proud the first time he is rear ended!
alan brickman
jesus was a rebal and hung out with outsiders..i don’t think he fits the bill…do you know what i mean??
HYHYBT
Don’t misunderstand me: I enjoyed his articles and am sorry he’s out of a job and all, but six months ago or so, wasn’t Japhy the new editor everybody was complaining about?