Florida Gov. Charlie Christ, who is ABSOLUTELY NOT GAY, has no problem with his state’s Jesus-loving license plates, which are suddenly a giant controversy. Maybe that’s because he was named after his lord and savior? But: Haven’t the Jews taken over Boca Raton and spread to Palm Beach? Where’s the license plate with Moses coming down from Mt. Sinai with the Ten Commandments? And there better be this symbol on the rear of cars soon, because all is fair in love and driving.