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Gov. Schwarzenegger Offers to Insert His Penis Into Gay Legislator’s Rectum

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‘Member when California Assemblyman Tom Ammiano, a gay, told Arnold Schwarzenegger to “kiss my faggot ass” at a San Francisco Democratic fundraiser? Well the Governator just got his coy revenge.

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In a letter addressed to lawmakers, Schwarzenegger writes that he’s not going to sign a bill that would have helped with finance issues at at San Francisco’s Port. As Tim Redmond notes, it’s a pretty harmless bill.

But it’s also one that would have benefited Ammiano’s district.

See how politics gets played? Actually, you can see it, literally, because Arnold’s meticulously worded letter has a secret message you don’t need decoder glasses to see.

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7 Comments

  • Criswell

    A Conan the Barbarian smack down for a San Fran district!

    Maria Kennedy Shriver must be so proud of her hubby.

  • Andrew

    Very clever.

  • Keith Kimmel

    Thats cute.

  • Miss Understood

    If this is real (it does seem like a hoax) it shows a serious lack of professionalism. This definitely deserves some news coverage.

  • Mike

    I’ve seen a lot of opinions written about how the Governor acted “unprofessionally”, yet nobody seems to have a problem when assemblyman Ammiano says “kiss my faggot ass”. Lets wake up. Just because Ammiano is a homosexual doesn’t mean it is ok to use this language. It is no more professional than the response he got from Schwarzenegger. Speaking of unprofessional, what about the title to this article containing no truth value? I’m sure we all know the difference between “f*** you” and “I’d like to f*** you”.

  • ffsdsd

    I agree it’s rather childish to turn “fuck you” into “I’m gonna fuck you,” but so are secret “fuck you” messages (although funny.) And hell yes I wish I was dating a cougar

  • Andrew

    The Governor’s Spokesman said yesterday that it wasn’t intentional, just a “mere coincidence.” They had the opportunity to say it was a “wonderful coincidence,” but they missed.

    It was clever. Backpedaling is not.

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