‘Great British Bake Off’ contestant accidentally makes x-rated cookie

It’s Great British Bake Off, people — anything can happen!

Dan is a full-time parent to two young children. He’s also the GBB contestant who made the hosts’ eyebrows rise with his interpretation of the challenge, to make a “selfie biscuit” by drawing a selfie onto a cookie.

This is quality entertainment, folks.

Dan decided to work his newborn baby into his biscuit selfie, and, well, it sort of looks like a baby.

Mostly, it looks like something else:

Viewers were quick to the punch after the episode aired:

There are two other theories, however.

During the judging phase, host Paul Hollywood said, “It looks like a massive prawn.”

And we can’t argue with this comparison, either: