It’s Great British Bake Off, people — anything can happen!
Dan is a full-time parent to two young children. He’s also the GBB contestant who made the hosts’ eyebrows rise with his interpretation of the challenge, to make a “selfie biscuit” by drawing a selfie onto a cookie.
This is quality entertainment, folks.
Dan decided to work his newborn baby into his biscuit selfie, and, well, it sort of looks like a baby.
Mostly, it looks like something else:
Viewers were quick to the punch after the episode aired:
— Mary Montague (@marymontague007) August 28, 2018
Dan's first born looks like he's cradling a little pink penis #GBBO
— Legs (@L3GSV) August 28, 2018
Dan’s baby looks like a penis but ok #GBBO
— ?clemo? (@princessclemo) August 28, 2018
Holding his first born?! That picture looked like he was holding a penis #GBBO
— TV Addict (@TVAddict666) August 28, 2018
There are two other theories, however.
During the judging phase, host Paul Hollywood said, “It looks like a massive prawn.”
And we can’t argue with this comparison, either:
— Luke McCarthy-Reed (@lukehmuse) August 28, 2018