Great British Bakeoff star Tom Hetherington reacts to THAT photo leak

Are you sitting down? A popular contestant on this year’s season of The Great British Bake Off has responded to the NSFW nude leaked photos that have inspired a million and a half clicks.

“Can you confirm this?” a fan asks Tom Hetherington on Twitter. “They look suspiciously false to me but a boy can dream.”

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“I’m sorry to break it to you,” Hetherington responds, “but the photos aren’t me. 1) I don’t have a pierced nipple. 2) After a year of solid baking I definitely don’t have a six pack. 3) I would never wear a shirt or a belt that hideous.”

Whether you pontificate over whether or not he’s to be believed, why not take in some photos from Hetherington’s Twitter account?

These, at least, are the real deal:

h/t: Towleroad