Greens Co-Opt Gay Pride Flag

The green movement is now taking its aesthetic cues from the gay pride movement, partly because it wants to show solidarity and partly because hippies are too lazy to come up with their own ideas.

According to Green Pride Flag creator Mike Aaron, the different shades of green in the banner represent “ascending levels of dedication to the earth’s protection.” That chartreuse strip thrown haphazardly into the center? Stop asking so many questions!