Guess Which Gay-Voiced Therapist Is Hunting For Oral On…

Guess who’s a bottom looking for some CRUDE BARBARIANS on It’s America’s favorite ex-gay therapist Marcus Bachmann!

Someone’s having a little fun on the personals website by imitating Michele’s husband. Here’s what he’s looking for (link NSFW) :

Hi, I am a fun over-forty flamer who just wants to try IT ALL! I’m looking for some CRUDE BARBARIANS who will put me in my place, honey! Spank me, Spank me, and don’t forget to thank me! I am just a “gal” who can’t say no! Professionally I am a psychologist, which is funny because I am really into “mind games”. My hobbies include doing Ethel Merman imitations, antiquing, and wearing my wife’s clothes when she isn’t around! If any of this interests you, please “ring my bell”! I’ll have lots of time on my hands as my wife Michelle will be traveling a lot this year! You wouldn’t believe the things I can do with an ostrich feather and an ice pick! ha ha ha

Yow! Creepy… of course, Marcus does have a very serious case of gay-voice and probably has the spirit of John Wayne Gacy in him too.

You bring the love, he’ll bring the chloroform.