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Guess Who’s Coming to GOProud’s Homocon? Ann Coulter!

GOProud, the ridiculous group of conservative homosexuals who hate themselves, has signed Ann Coulter to headline its Homocon 2010 event. Lord.

Fresh off breaking the labor and LGBT boycott of Doug Manchester’s hotels, GOProud announces its “first annual Homocon – a party to celebrate gay conservatives,” will be fronted by none other than America’s foremost hate leader and instigator. (Adds chairman Chris Barron: “I can promise you, Homocon 2010 will be a hell of a lot more fun than chaining yourself to the White House fence.”)

But just in case you thought Coulter throwing around the F-word meant she’s anti-gay, think again: “I do want to point out one thing that has been driving me crazy with the media — how they keep describing Mitt Romney’s position as being pro-gays, and that’s going to upset the right wingers. Well, you know, screw you! I’m not anti-gay. We’re against gay marriage. I don’t want gays to be discriminated against. … I don’t know why all gays aren’t Republican. I think we have the pro-gay positions, which is anti-crime and for tax cuts. Gays make a lot of money and they’re victims of crime. No, they are! They should be with us.”

Update: Says executive director Jimmy LaSalvia about GOProud’s choice of company: “We are not concerned about what the PC crowd has to say. This is about having fun. I don’t agree with everything she has said in her lifetime, just like she doesn’t agree with everything I’ve ever said….but we can still party together, right?”