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Gus Kenworthy will never have sex with you unless you do this one simple thing

If there isn’t enough content swarming your feed today that boils down to one, simple message — VOTE — then here’s another reminder. And this one comes with Gus Kenworthy and sex because it’s important to meet the electorate where they are.

While many celebrities have used their sizable platforms to get out the vote, Kenworthy’s direct appeal to fans is wrapped up in a bit of sensual linguistics (note to self: write a song called ‘Sensual Linguistics’, drop EP, go platinum).

In a tweet, the out Olympian wrote: “I’m not gonna say that if you vote then I’ll have sex with you but if you don’t then I can promise you that I won’t.”

Needless to say, there are more than a few comments from over-excited voters, and one apt Dumb and Dumber reference:

And can you blame them?

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But more importantly — go vote if you have not done so already.

If you need help finding your polling place, head here.