Who knows what it was? News that she’s pregnant with Liam Hemworth’s baby? Deeper rumination on all that twerking? The bombshell revelation that she’s pansexual? New Petz?
Whatever the reason, one man who decided to get 29 Miley Cyrus tattoos all over his body has subsequently decided he does not, in fact, want 29 Miley Cyrus tattoos all over his body.
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42-year-old Carl McCoid is having second thoughts about those Miley tats. Second, third, fourth, and fifth thoughts. He thinks he maybe made an error in judgement. In fact, he’s not so keen on them since Miley said in interviews she thought they were “ugly.”
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She thinks McCoid is a little bit creepy, too. And she once danced near Robin Thicke. Still, she blocked McCoid on Twitter because she found it all to be a bit much.
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McCoid tells the Daily Mail, “Right now I have 29 tattoos done and have spent £2,800. I never thought I would regret it. I’m only regretting them now, I never thought about it too much, but they have had a psychological affect on me.”
He started getting his Miley tattoos shortly after divorcing his wife, and soon enough, that number ramped up to 29. These things happen. Still, he’s optimistic. He hopes to find a new girlfriend as he goes through the laborious proceed of having all that ink painstakingly wiped from his body.
His lovely body art used to be available to peruse at @mileycyrustattoos on Instagram, but the account has sadly been shuttered, along with Liam’s hopes and dreams. He wants to begin the tattoo removal process as soon as possible. Maybe you can talk some sense into him.
Here’s a preview of how dire the situation is:
Dave Downunder
There are no words for the depths of some peoples stupidity sometimes.
If you want to be self employed Start a tattoo removal business and I guarantee as the years pass your business will boom as more and more middle aged people start regretting all those tattoos they once thought were so cool.
robho3
I have no words
DeserTBoB
Well, >>>I<<< have some words…that being, THE GAY METH PROBLEM EXTENDS OVER THE POND, AS WELL! Hmmm…I wonder if this wastoid knows Calum McSwiggan? They're a pair to draw to, that's for sure.
ingyaom
Tattoos should be illegal.
Violent Rainbow
Oh god she’s pregnant? I knew she’d do this, gotta lock Liam down after he almost escaped her clutches.
justanotherusername
Reminds me of an article from The Onion.
highestbidder
LOL @ The Onion. Exactly. I figured they were going to say the guy was about 20 that I could at least understand but it appears he got them in his 30s? That’s just bizarre.
Large Marge
@ingyaom: If you don’t like tattoos… well, don’t get one. The rest of us can make up our own minds. I like my tattoos.
rogkristen
this goes beyond stupid, I can understand why he is divorced. Good luck finding a GF that wants to look at that nastiness