Santa’s got some fabulous gifts in his bag! In various threads around Reddit — like this one and this one — guys have been revealing the gayest Christmas gifts they’ve ever given or gotten. The highlights below include NSFW rubber duckies, sexy Xmas ornaments, Divine memorabilia, and multiple sex toys.
“One time my now-ex-boyfriend’s ex got us gifts for some reason. He gave me a pair of tiny (squirrel size, there was a squirrel on the package) white briefs. The gayest gift I’ve given is one of those Borat bikinis, and the guy wore it, and we died of laughter.”
“I bought myself a dildo, but I’m obviously not going to tell my family about this, hahaha. Sometimes you have to treat yourself, right?”
“Husband is going to get this for Xmas.” [Check out his Pink Flamingos Divine figurine below.]
“Not overly gay, this, but I once received from my boyfriend, for our first Christmas together (along with a couple other things), a ’Duck with a Dick.’Yes, it’s exactly as you’d imagine.”
“Rainbow stuff and jockstraps given and received are probably the most gay gifts between my boyfriend and me.”
“Seasons of Desperate Housewives. The funny [thing] is that now, years and years later, I kind of miss them.”
“For me, it’s definitely these ‘Christmas ornaments’ Amazon keeps recommending to me, despite never having bought anything like this before.” [See the “sexy fairy” ornament below.]
“Got a bunch of glitter pens from my big brother for a Christmas present shortly after me coming out.”
“A really nice dildo from my fraternity brothers at the Christmas party! It was always nice to rub in that I got more tail than they did.”
And finally, one Redditor shared this post — apparently, there’s nothing gayer than Kingdom Hearts!