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Guys With Bigger Packages Live Better, Happier Lives


When you’re done figuring out how you measure up next to other men in your state, it’s time to figure out whether you consider yourself a happy fella or not. Because your level of self-satisfaction can be determined by how big your wang is.

Indeed, the well endowed enjoy better qualities of life than short stickers, according to a new Victoria University (Australia) study. They’re happier, in better health, and are less likely to hate their bodies. And guys who are satisfied with their penis size? They’re less likely to troll the web for dates. Huh!

And then there’s this interesting find: Men are more concerned about what their friends think about the size of their manhood than their own relationship partners. Researchers call it “locker room syndrome”; you may know it as “bathhouse syndrome.”