Hairy Situation…

Homo-journo Mark Peikert recently had a very bad date with a Log Cabin Republican who really wanted him in the shower. Said the anonymous date: “Daddy wants to get his boy all lathered up, and then shave your body until you look like a little girl. Daddy likes his boys womanly. That’s what I noticed at the bar. You had very feminine body language.” Willard Scott, is that you? [NY Press]