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Halt DADT With This Wizard’s Magical Spell


As the U.S. Senate returns to the business of arguing over budgets, the Servicemembers Legal Defense Network’s Aubrey Sarvis says “all the Senators need do is pass an amendment to the Defense Department bill [that senators will be addressing] directing Secretary Gates to stop DADT investigations while Congress acts on full repeal” of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. That’s all they have to do to protect gay servicemen and women from being ousted! And then maybe senators can add a clause insisting unicorns play a game of musical chairs in front of the Capitol Building and demand leprechauns replenish the U.S. Treasury.