Happy Endings

NFL disses AfterElton! Prefers GLAAD fags! (Suckers!)

• Shocker: studios still won’t hire gay actors!

• Run for your lives! The gay bear internet wars have begun!

Donald Trump loves Rudy Giuliani‘s titties!

John Edwards caved! Fired bloggers!

Britney Spears can’t get enough vagina! She loves it! She wishes she could lick it right now. If you had a vagina, she’d probably lick it and then say, “Damn, I love vagina”! (We can’t stop exclaiming! Someone call for help!)