• Kids these days! More and more kids are coming out during their teenage years. We wonder if Anna Nicole‘s freshly orphaned daughter will be a little baby dyke…
• John Edwards grew a back bone and will not be firing the “pro-gay” bloggers. Of course, his actions won’t bring back our Anna Nicole…
• AIDS activist Victor Mooney plans on rowing across the Atlantic to raise awareness of the devastating disease. Anna Nicole would certainly approve.
• So that’s what Clint Eastwood has to say about Anna Nicole Smith (notice he doesn’t know her name).
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• If Anna Nicole were a man (and alive), she’d definitely want to read JC Report‘s Menswear Issue.
• Evangelical Reverend Bradley Schmeling has been defrocked after revealing he has a gay lover. Anna Nicole would not approve (of the defrocking, not the faggotry).
• Hamas and Fatah have come to a mutual understanding – Anna Nicole just got her wings…
Ash
Anna Nicole was deservedly the butt of many jokes but give her a break for a while. The woman’s body isn’t even cold yet and you’re already making stupid snarky remarks about her in your Happy Endings. Shame on you, fags.
adamblast
Just like your stupid grudge against GLAAD, HRC, etc… You never know when *not* to be snarky.
Cheap and ugly. But that seems to be your way.
donte
Have some class, sheesh. The woman may have been a trainwreck but human decency dictates at least some compassion. It’s not like she was some political figure that made legislation to hinder someone’s lifestyle nor did she diss gays.
Y’all missed it on the snark here.
Bill
Brutally funny. Anna Nicole approves (from Heaven). Grow a sense of humor, guys!
Ash
I’m pretty sure we all have senses of humor, Bill. But sometimes jokes just aren’t appropriate, like say when, oh, I dunno…someone dies suddenly leaving behind an infant daughter? But maybe that’s just me and my old-fashioned beliefs about not making fun of someone’s death the day it happens. Gosh, I’m crazy like that!
poodle
you should be ashamed of yourselves, your attempt at humor is totally tasteless.
complete trash. dumpster diving is evident and it is only thursday and so close to the first of the month.
Daniel DiRito
To read about the tragedy surrounding Anna Nicole and her long-time adversary, E. Pierce Marshall…link here:
http://www.thoughttheater.com
erik
Big surprise, the Queerty guys waste no time dreaming up the stupid, snotty posts for Anna Nicole Smith. I’m no fan, but you guys totally disgust me. I don’t even know why I bother checking this site.
Carlos Mendez
May God have mercy on your cruel soul. Your comments about this tragedy are extremely foul and inhumane. You should check your heart and moral compass because you are lacking in basic morality.
DJ
After yet another disgusting and tasteless posting, I have decided to unlink this blog from my site. What a sick and evil thing to write.
Paul
I go on this site every day to read your postings, but i too have took this site off my favorites list. i will never go on this site again. the DAY anna dies and mean pointless jokes are being said about her. this poor woman and her daughter. I really am appalled to witness such cruelty on this site. the writers of queerty should issue an apology.
Da
I wonder if we should start emailing Editorial Director David Hauslaib to make him aware of how Andrew Belonsky has been hurting our community as of late with this site. (I’m going to email him to at least ask if he’s aware of it)
And Andrew : you don’t seem to realize it, but when you do things like that, it’s not about Anna Nicole, or whoever you berate that day that you hurt..but all of us as humans. What we all value, and take dear, respect etc.
You are causing scars to readers with your repeated irresponsible behavior, and it’s not right to do unless there’s something off with you that causes you not to understand that.
So for the last time, take time off and find yourself again..there is something not right with you at the moment.
Patrick
gosh, come on. i’m a queerty fan, but this is absolutely in bad taste and uncalled for. totally not funny.
Billy
dear Anna, MAY YOU REST IN PEACE.
Nelson
Bad taste. Shame on you.
ChristopherM
I normally howl at the stuff on here that pisses folks off, but even I have to say this is going a little too far.
jack
Seriously, A.N.S. was deserving of criticism in life, but to post something so crass and inane minutes after her death is totally obnoxious. I’ve always thought this site was a bit too quick to haul out the sexual innuendo and tasteless wordplay… my sense of humor tends toward the subtle. But this just crosses the line of decency. Another reader taking this off his favorites list. Take a cue from Towleroad, guys.
jason
I was surprised how snarky your remarks about A.N.S. were. Not cool.