Happy Endings

HIV positive? Smoke weed everyday!

• Think HIV doesn’t cause AIDS? You’re “beyond stupid”, says doctor who discovered HIV.

• Donating money to anti-gay-nup campaigns? “That’s a waste”, says allegedly gay Florida Governor Charlie Crist.

• Named Britney Spears? Rabbi Shmuley Boteach has some words for you.

• Looking to boost American Idol‘s fear factor? Hire Michael Jackson to “mentor” contestants.

• Banning Chisinau, Moldova‘s gay pride? That’s illegal, says Supreme Court.