Happy Endings: A rabbi, a trannie, and a starlet walk into a bar

100 Lawyers Can’t Be Wrong: Oppose Anti-Gay Law in Virginia. [365 Gay]

Gay Germans To Protest Pope. ‘Nuff said. [Deutche Welle]

South African Trannies Find Inclusive Bank. Yay! [Afrol News]

Closeted Rabbi Nabbed by Dateline Convicted. Double yay! [The Advocate]

Lohan’s “missing” bag actually forgotten by assistant. Big shit. [Daily Mail]

• Again, things in Uganda not so good. [BBC]