Happy Endings: Abigail Knows John McCain


• From “Abigail’s X-Rated Teen Diary”: “Vote John McCain, but do it quickly! He could be dead tomorrow.”

Amy Winehouse dragged to rehab after crack video. And her hair’s black again!

&bull: Some enterprising schmuck has posted a Brokeback Mountain oil painting on eBay. Bid: $2,500. That’s gross. And the painting’s ugly.

New research shows that same-sex couples “are just as committed in their relationships as heterosexuals and the legal status of their union doesn’t impact their happiness”. Because we’re so gay!

Police dispatcher behind teenaged swim team porn site pics.

CNN grabs big audience for debates.

• Washington state politicos wants to grow the domestic partnership laws.

Gay politicians should come out, says random lady.

New research shows that same-sex couples “are just as committed in their relationships as heterosexuals and the legal status of their union doesn’t impact their happiness”. Because we’re so gay!

Police dispatcher behind teenaged swim team porn site pics.

Tom Cruise is controlling Katie Holmes. We get it.

Make your own Super Bowl cards. We would, but we don’t care about the Super Bowl. It’s gay.