Happy Endings: Abigail Knows John McCain

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• From “Abigail’s X-Rated Teen Diary”: “Vote John McCain, but do it quickly! He could be dead tomorrow.”

• Amy Winehouse dragged to rehab after crack video. And her hair’s black again!

&bull: Some enterprising schmuck has posted a Brokeback Mountain oil painting on eBay. Bid: $2,500. That’s gross. And the painting’s ugly.

• New research shows that same-sex couples “are just as committed in their relationships as heterosexuals and the legal status of their union doesn’t impact their happiness”. Because we’re so gay!

• Police dispatcher behind teenaged swim team porn site pics.

• CNN grabs big audience for debates.

• Washington state politicos wants to grow the domestic partnership laws.

• Gay politicians should come out, says random lady.

• New research shows that same-sex couples “are just as committed in their relationships as heterosexuals and the legal status of their union doesn’t impact their happiness”. Because we’re so gay!

• Police dispatcher behind teenaged swim team porn site pics.

• Tom Cruise is controlling Katie Holmes. We get it.

• Make your own Super Bowl cards. We would, but we don’t care about the Super Bowl. It’s gay.

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