Happy Endings: Don’t Cry. Buy!

• It’s hard to believe, but the Bid2Beat AIDS eBay auction still hasn’t exhausted its vast resources of collectibles. Today we’re favoring this Patti Lupone-signed Evita poster. It doesn’t get any gayer than that. Current bid: $177.50. You know you want it.

• Anti-gay priest Anthony Priddis “sorry” for not hiring homo.

Yves Saint Laurent awarded France’s Legion of Honor award.

• What if Mormons took over American culture?

Remembering Ali Forney.

Being trans at Columbia University.

PageSix.com imploding already?

How much can Oprah help Obama?

Why Woody Harrelson “disavowed” The Walker, in which he plays gay.