Happy Endings: Dr. Valium Ascends To That Big Pharmacy In The Sky

• We’re scratching our heads on this one. So gay guys in Hong Kong under 21 who are caught having sex go straight to the slammer? Isn’t that sort of like handing a lush the keys to the liquor cabinet?


Paris and Nicole are looking for a few good lesbos. (via Defamer)

• Upstate New York television sets just got a whole lot gayer.

Madge sings about Kabbalah on her new album. The song’s titled “Isaac,” not “Esther.”

R.I.P. Leo Sternbach, creator of Valium and the man responsible for sending countless celebrities to the Betty Ford Clinic. Somewhere Liza Minnelli is lighting a candle. (Thanks, Thomas)