Happy Endings: Dr. Valium Ascends To That Big Pharmacy In The Sky

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• We’re scratching our heads on this one. So gay guys in Hong Kong under 21 who are caught having sex go straight to the slammer? Isn’t that sort of like handing a lush the keys to the liquor cabinet?

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• Paris and Nicole are looking for a few good lesbos. (via Defamer)

• Upstate New York television sets just got a whole lot gayer.

• Madge sings about Kabbalah on her new album. The song’s titled “Isaac,” not “Esther.”

• R.I.P. Leo Sternbach, creator of Valium and the man responsible for sending countless celebrities to the Betty Ford Clinic. Somewhere Liza Minnelli is lighting a candle. (Thanks, Thomas)