Happy Endings: Famous People Are Weird

Ashlee Simpson wins Best Female Artist at the MTV Australia Video Music Awards. Proof that absolutely no one in Australia cares about MTV. [Courier-Mail]

• We’ve discussed the inherent perplexities in Alan Cumming‘s fragrance line, “Cumming,” wondering if people are buying the stuff. Apparently they are–specifically, the people who smell bad. [WOW Report]