Happy Endings: Gay Superheroes Unite

Justin Timberlake to star in Rambo-style action movie about the Iraq War. Movie sets out to prove that nancy-boy gays can serve effectively in the military. [The Sun]

SciFi Channel launching reality show “Who Wants To Be A Superhero?” With all that spandex, they’ll obviously cast someone gay. Make your audition tapes now. [SciFi]

• Speaking of gay heroes: Sign up for the 2006 International Mr. Gay competition. What does one have to do to win that competition? We honestly can’t imagine. [MrGay]

Kylie Minogue to launch own perfume; says she was inspired after her bout with cancer made her “…realise that life is precious. She is determined to make the most of every second.” [InTheNews]