Happy Endings: Huh?

• Alright, we’re willing to forgive The View‘s Sherri Shepard for not knowing whether the world’s flat, but we’re absolutely astonished that Shepard forgot that Patti LaBelle’s black.

Out‘s Shana Krochmal talks to Panic At The Disco. Note the lack of exclamation!

• Writer’s strike be damned! AfterElton launches Gay People’s Choice Awards:

We’re asking you to vote on your favorites in the traditional movie, television, music, and internet categories, but at the end we’ve included several gay-specific categories that you won’t find covered anywhere else this awards season!

Vote like your life depends on it!

Gay panic strikes Kentucky after b-ballers partake in celebratory kiss.

Vermont’s marriage debate returns with less bite.

• The Huckabee boys are not attractive.

Mary J. Blige does not take steroids, okay?

• Will Rudy Giuliani’s Florida gamble cost him the election? The former NYC mayor’s numbers are down.

Ellen likes Carmen. Pass it on.

• Our editor takes to HuffPo to talk DNC.

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  • SeaFlood

    Sherri Shepard is so dumb…

    I was never good at “Yo Momma”-esque jokes. Here’s hoping someone will finish what I started.

  • RC

    Ah, more crap from the children who run the AfterElton sandbox.

    We’re asked to choose from a list including TWO certified homophobes for favorite actor: Denzel Washington or Will Smith. Google “Denzel Will Smith Six Degrees kiss” if you’re unfamiliar with the background.

    And wasn’t it a bit risky listing “Reichen Lehmkuhl and Ryan Barry” under favorite gay celebrity couple? Wouldn’t it have been safer to say, “Reichen Lehmkuhl and Fill In the Blank”?

  • kellygrrrl

    Sherri Shepard is an insult to the entire human race!!!!!!

  • seitan-on-a-stick

    Sherri Shepard is being brainwashed by the Gospel/Exodus/Blame The Gays/Ignore Our Children/ Angry Steroid Gospel crowd just like Star Jones, her Evil twin. The black church used to be Off The Hook until it became cosy with Bush’s faith-biased hate-mongering agenda with AIDS devastating communities of color while God is invoked in ignorance of the genocide of the Gay Black Man and young women in cities across America. The View is turgid and apart from Whoopi’s occasional sagely moments, it sets women back about 30 years. Ba-Wa-Wa-Wa should never have worked on television and is an elitist Republican snob, Joy Behar should listen to Air America’s Randi Rhodes for a few political tips though I’m wishing her a successful QVC career, Sherri comes across as uneducated and it shows while Whoopi Goldberg is tired and lacks the showbiz pizazz and the reason we took a little time to enjoy Rosie’s Better View and astute political observations ie Democratic. These women are celebrity gay-baiting, lesbo-phobes who come across as tired and misinformed. Elizabeth Kettlechips is Ann Coulter with Farrah Fawcett hair and might as well just read the White House memo faxed to her home. ABC needs to clean house of The View, Oprah, Rachel Ray, Regis but not Kelly and this droll daytime television for people who have just given up on their own lives and need thinking instructions from dumb daytime celebrities (except Whoopi).

  • Alexa

    If ABC ever does clear house (they won’t, of course) they absolutely need to get rid of that dumb bitch Kelly Ripa. That perky but vapid anorexic bleached blonde with a fake tan is everything I detest in women.

    And Sherri Shepard makes Elisabeth look like a genius. I used to think she was playing being dumb up for the cameras, but she really is that stupid.

  • todd

    Sherri represents a large faction of America that is too stupid and tired to learn what’s up and they just regurgitate whatever bad information they have gotten from the MSM.

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