Happy Endings: Kylie Minogue’s Chemo Is No Match For Pauly Shore!

• Kylie Minogue dated Pauly Shore for six months. No wonder she’s dealing so well with her chemo, she’s been through much worse. [TeenHollywood]

• Gay parents are ruining San Francisco! Where are the leather queens supposed to walk around naked? Indoors? As if. [SF Gate] and [TheAge]

• Because they lack “serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value,” sex toys are considered “obscene” and lawmakers are passing legislation to make them illegal in South Carolina. In other news, Sharper Image sees major opportunities in South Carolina to sell their “personal massagers.” Because those Sharper Image things aren’t for sexy stuff at all. Mmm mmm, no they’re not. [Charlotte.com]