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Happy Endings: Meet The Alitos

By Queerty November 1, 2005 at 3:11pm

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• well, now we know Judge Alito’s family is at least inclined to support gay rights. His wife’s been to the Rosie O’Donnell school of hairstyling, his daughter found the dykiest top ever made, and the son? Well, he managed to get right into the Monica Lewinski position, there, didn’t he?

• The always probing Boston Herald announces that the NBA is homophobic. You don’t say.

• Those wacky conservatives continue to boycott American Girl dolls calling them anti-family. So what toy will they buy their kids now? The big tittied emaciated wholesomeness of Barbie, perhaps?

• Gay Brazil seems to be in the news quite a bit these days. Yesterday we told you about the country’s first televised gay kiss. There’ll soon be more than two guys kissing to watch on TV. Logo comes out to Latin America.

• Trannies will do just about anything for a crown, even risk catching bird flu in Thailand.

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