Happy Endings: Ms. Smith Goes To Washington

•Can anyone convince E! to bring back Anna Nicole’s E! show if only for a one-shot special? We need to see with our own eyes both Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Clarence Thomas ogle a scantily clad Anna Nicole as she bends over to pick up her puppy in the courtroom.

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Madonna‘s home state of Michigan is giving health care benefits to its state employees.

•LA Dyke Fest, er, we mean Women’s Fest takes over Hollywood this weekend.

Newsbusters bitches about The Boston Globe calling it “All-Gay, All-the-Time.” God, you’d think it was Details or something.

•Paris’s queer mayor wants everyone to see posters depicting two men kissing. They don’t call it gay Paris for nothing.