Happy Endings: Oprah’s Book Club

Oprah‘s style bitch Nate Berkus has finally published his own design book. Lucky for us, he’s in almost every picture.

Sheryl Swoopes adorns the cover of the new Advocate demonstrating that holding large balls still puts a smile on her face.

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• A UK register’s office is replacing pictures of “Romeo and Juliet on a Swing” with gaudy landscape paintings so as to not offend gay couples. Guess they’re totally fine with offending our sensibilties.

Madge says she first fell for her husband when she saw him with his shirt off. That settles it. She’s definately a “gay man in a woman’s body.”

Margaret Cho’s Bam Bam and Celeste will close Outfest’s Fusion film festival. We have high hopes for what could be the best fag/fag hag road trip movie ever.