Happy Endings: Ricky Martin’s A Star!

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“Lady loving” Ricky Martin received a hall on the walk of fame. Muy caliente!

Ellen Degeneres broke down in tears after a doggy adoption agency took back a dog she adopted and then gave away. And here we thought Rosie was the resident crazy lesbian.

“Fuck you” loses power. Tear, tear.

• Don’t forget Larry Craig’s pow-wow with Matt Lauer tonight on NBC at 8pm!

Lily Allen’s black half-sister’s mom really knows how to make an illegitimate child feel wanted:

When he found out I was pregnant he told me to have an abortion. I thought about doing it but Keith refused to go to the clinic with me and I didn’t want to go on my own.

Um, right…

• Sister of Perpetual Indulgence Sister Delta Goodhand wrote to Most Holy Redeemer church in San Francisco:

Your entire congregation was so welcoming and it was great to be able to participate in the Mass. The service was absolutely beautiful and I know that I personally walked away very inspired by both the Archbishop’s message and the angelic voices of your choir ringing in my ears! Amazing!

The Archbishop later apologized to his congregation for welcoming Goodhand.

Quentin Tarantino thinks Top Gun‘s gay.

• Service Employees International Union endorses John Edwards.

• Air America’s Randi Rhodes not attacked.

Kate Mossnew hair is bad.