Happy Endings: Ricky Martin’s A Star!

“Lady loving” Ricky Martin received a hall on the walk of fame. Muy caliente!

Ellen Degeneres broke down in tears after a doggy adoption agency took back a dog she adopted and then gave away. And here we thought Rosie was the resident crazy lesbian.

“Fuck you” loses power. Tear, tear.

• Don’t forget Larry Craig’s pow-wow with Matt Lauer tonight on NBC at 8pm!

Lily Allen’s black half-sister’s mom really knows how to make an illegitimate child feel wanted:

When he found out I was pregnant he told me to have an abortion. I thought about doing it but Keith refused to go to the clinic with me and I didn’t want to go on my own.

Um, right…

• Sister of Perpetual Indulgence Sister Delta Goodhand wrote to Most Holy Redeemer church in San Francisco:

Your entire congregation was so welcoming and it was great to be able to participate in the Mass. The service was absolutely beautiful and I know that I personally walked away very inspired by both the Archbishop’s message and the angelic voices of your choir ringing in my ears! Amazing!

The Archbishop later apologized to his congregation for welcoming Goodhand.

Quentin Tarantino thinks Top Gun‘s gay.

• Service Employees International Union endorses John Edwards.

• Air America’s Randi Rhodes not attacked.

Kate Mossnew hair is bad.

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  • parisinla

    so sad for Ellen. :(

  • Gregg

    It’s more sad for the dog than for Ellen. If she couldn’t provide a proper home, she should have gone back to the adoption agency for assistance in placement, as the contract stated.

  • Amber LeMay

    Yeah, I’m rarely home to watch Ellen – but saw it today. WTF… it’s not like it’s a live show and it happened right before she went on air… now all her “fans” will contact the agency expecting them to make an exception for the big E.

    As for Senator C… “I was embarrassed.” Of what? If you weren’t in their looking for sex, what’s the problem. “I’m a fighter.” Obviously not if you didn’t take care of it when it happened – again assuming you’re telling the truth when you say you weren’t in there trolling for dick.

  • Wolfie

    Please. Good for Ellen.

    That Adoption Agency had no trouble taking the “Adoption Fee” and then after learning that Ellen gave the pooch to her hairdresser because it didn’t get along with the other aninal the Adoption Agency went to all this trouble to do a follow-up call to the hairdresser making believe it was just a plain ole followup call and not stating that anything was wrong but they rea;;y just called to see if the dog was there and when they did they showed up at the hairdressers with Cops demanding the dog back,

    The easy thing would have been for the agency just to screen the hairdresser. But that would have been too easy, So now the dogs is back at a shelter, Ellen is devestated and the family who had the dog is devestated when it could be in a nice home because the adoption agency were being dicks and doing it on “principal”. Or maybe they just want an extra adoption fee.

    I hope they get barrarged with calls.

  • ProfessorVP

    I don’t know who’s more pathetic, Ricky Martin or Larry Craig… Ricky’s act, play-humping a chick in his stage act, or Larry, playing lovey-dovey with his wife for Matt Lauer and the camera. It’s freakin 2007 already.

  • Mrs Patrick Campbell

    Does Ricky have a fish-beard?

    If not people will assume that Ricky is a homosexual.

  • Mr. B

    I agree with Wolfie. Sounds like the shelter went all drama-llama and handled it badly. What, Ellen’s not allowed to make a mistake? It’s not like she’s forever adopting dogs and then giving them away. And anyway, you’ll notice she’s pleading on the behalf of the family, not herself. Not sure what she, personally, has to gain from it other than the satisfaction of getting the dog a home and making the family happy. After all, this didn’t get media coverage until after she made the statement, so she’s not exactly going for some kind of face-saving publicity stunt.

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