Happy Endings: Star Jones Finally Wakes Up


• Australia’s Treasurer says that gays should count their lucky stars the country doesn’t criminalize homosexuality. Fortunately for him, being a total idiot is also still legal. [Sydney Morning Herald]

• The FBI has interviewed Morrissey to determine if he might be a threat. He might be if they mean being a talented musician in a world full of droning Simpson sisters. [Towleroad]

Star Jones is very slow to catch on. She’s only now beginning to suspect that her husband might be a big old ‘mo. [A Socialite’s Life]

• Newsflash! The Golden Girls are gay icons! [AZ Central]

• Yet another reason for New Yorkers to never leave Manhattan. AIDS/HIV cases are increasing in Long Island.[Newsday]