Happy Endings: The Day Faith Hill Defended Tim McGraw’s Balls

• Country crooner Faith Hill does not tolerate other women’s hands on hubby Tim McGraw’s package. An overzealous fan learned that the – (turn and) cough – hard way when she got too friendly at a concert this weekend. Hill wasn’t trying to make any friends when she chastised the cock grabber:

Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don’t go grabbin’ somebody else’s, somebody’s husband’s balls, you understand me? That’s very disrespectful.

Read those first two sentences and tell us that’s not the best study in contradiction since the concept of “friendly fire”

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