Happy Endings: The Day Joe Francis Made Lemonade

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• Well, not really, but we bet the incarcerated producer behind Girls Gone Wild he’d love to profit off of Prison Guys Gone Wild.

Details flippantly deliver the “truth”: their rag’s a total fag. Guess they really did deserve that GLAAD award.

Whoopi headed to The View? That makes sense: she’s kind of like a black Rosie O’Donnell. Only “not” gay.

• Boise State University and conservative Idaho Family Alliance’s Bryan Fischer’s “Transgender Bathroom Wars” continue. Honestly, we didn’t know they had begun

• We dont’ understand a word of French singer Zazie‘s 1992 jam, “Sucre Sale”, but we dig the homo-flavored, naked model filled video.

• Scandal-ridden congressman Randy “Duke” Cunningham denounced his anti-gay ways after buying a yacht from a bunch of butt pirates, according to Seth Hettena, author of Feasting on the Spoils. He told “Buoy Toys’” former owners,

I now vote pro-gay, and it’s because of you [guys]… I’m sure I’ve met lots of gay people, but I’ve never met two guys that, you know, were outwardly gay and … that I would consider drinking buddies and friends and boating buddies and people I want to spend time with … that also said, ‘Oh, by the way, I just happened to be gay.

The purchase even Cunningham to apologize to openly gay congressman Barney Frank for his homophobic potty mouth, according to Radar. The article also points out the yacht led to a bribery investigation that ended his career. We wonder if he’s still keen on the queens.

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9 Comments

  • naprem

    Isn’t Whoopi openly bi?

  • Dawster

    1-888-joe-rape…. love it.. absolutely LOVE it…

  • nystudman

    Sorry, but Details has too many serious articles on issues of importance outside of celebrity worship and consumerism. Can’t be a gay rag.

  • Dawster

    anyone else remember that other Zazie video in the old french countryside where the two ‘boyfriends’ of the girls go swimming naked and then kiss at the end… i think that video was hotter…

    i can’t remember the song… because i don’t speak french either

  • Xarro

    The title of Zazie’s song means something like “Salty-sweet”. And it’s written “Sucré Salé” otherwise it would mean “Dirty sugar”! ;)

  • Andre

    Why are white gays so racist? I don’t think Whoopi would like to be compared to a racist and a bigot like Rosie O Donnell. Whoopi Goldberg is no “black” Rosie she is a star she is an Academy award winning actress that also is a comedian. Rosie O Donnell is a loudmouth and a disgrace to lesbians everywhere.

  • john

    Andre: Do you consider yourself disgraced because of Mark Foley? Also, why do you have to separate people between gay and lesbian. We are all homo’s so stop being such a separatist – that makes you just as bad as a racists.

  • john

    Andre: Do you consider yourself disgraced because of Mark Foley? Also, why do you have to separate people between gay and lesbian. We are all homo’s so stop being such a separatist – that makes you just as bad as a racist.

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