• God wants Mary-Kate Olsen to sell weed.
• Fuck the election, we want to know who’ll be Australia’s top 25 queers.
• Former Gay.com president venturing into ad networking business. Says Mark Elderkin, “By developing content-rich marketing programs that span our aggregated audience, we can provide unique marketing vehicles for our advertising partners.” And by “unique,” he means “gay”.
• This cop is a fucking idiot.
• Work it, Suri!
• Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes forfeit porn profits to avoid racketeering charges. Now they’ve just got that pesky murder trial.