Happy Endings: The Day Rupaul Came Back

RuPaul Andre Charles returns to the silver screen in Starrbooty. The leggy drag star stars as supermodel/agency operative who goes undercover to save her niece from an organ thief.

• Head on over to Twerking to see all the cute boys (and girls) from last night’s Queerty-sponsored, eastern bloc-housed, Svedka-soaked weekly party, Good Times.

• We’re totally fucked: “People who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex, a new study suggests.”

The New Yorker takes a stab at Banksy.

• Is soon-to-be former PM Tony Blair the world’s first metrosexual politico? And will Queen Elizabeth name him “Lord Blair of Baghdad”?

Lord John Browne got fucked. With no vaseline…

Melanie Griffith versus Aging: no contest.

• Because the world needs Terminator 4.

• Baltimore city official on Rush Limbaugh billboard defacement: “It looks like they took globs of paint and threw it on his face. It looks great. It did my heart good.”