Happy Endings: The Day That Ended The Week!

Suze Orman‘s a lesbian. Big shit. [Gawker]

Britney Spears knows what’s good for you. [BWE]

Gay attack victim Andrew Anthos has slipped into a coma. It’s not looking good. [Detroit News]

• Being gay = being retarded. [Pam’s House Blend]

• Illinois state representative Greg Harris wants gay marriage [Chicago Tribune]

• A Massachusetts judge threw out the federal case of the “brain-washing”, gay-friendly book, saying: “In essence under the Constitution public schools are entitled to teach anything that is reasonably related to the goals of preparing students to become engaged and productive citizens in our democracy.” The incensed parents can still take the case to state courts. Something to look forward to, huh? [Guardian]